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[Dec. 12th, 2007|11:22 am] |
UsWeekly reports that a moronic French movie producer wants to cast Britney Spears as the Virgin Mary in his new movie satire called "Sweet Baby Jesus." He plans to start shooting in March and said Britney is currently looking over the script.
I hope he gave her a script on tape, because bitch can't read.
Brit would play a 19-year-old (HA!) pregnant girl unsure of her baby's paternity. She goes into labor on Christmas eve in Bethlehem, Maryland with people in town saying the baby's birth is Jesus Christ's second coming.
It will be Jesus Christ's second coming if Brit plays the Virgin May. JC would make an encore appearance just to slap Britney straight for trying to play his mama. |
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[Sep. 24th, 2007|09:02 am] |
switch yourselves over to ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) ohminotaur if you haven't already.
you shall be blessed by salt and sea.
samantha jo! switch! and comment so I know who you are? |
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